Changing Natural Laws

The Club for Growth has reported via the Spokesman Review that Idaho Congressman Bill Sali has proposed a bill, the Obesity Reduction and Health Promotion Act, in the House of Representatives that aims to help obese people by lowering the Earth's gravity. The congressman argues that the power of the US House to change natural laws is seen in its ability to manipulate similar economic laws via Minimum Wage legislation. Just as those laws "help poor people", his bill would "help obese people".

All of you opposed to this bill manipulating Earth's gravity should be ashamed, ASHAMED of yourselves - why do you hate fat people!?