Well, OK, not all of it is bad. Compliments of Fark:
- If turning traffic has a green arrow for 14 seconds after the main light turns red and cars are spaced two seconds apart, how many $100 fines can a red light camera collect from law-abiding drivers?
- Activist judge rules that police do not have the right to search your buttocks in public
- School officials consider paying teachers extra just for showing up. Wait, what?
- Dairy prices mooving up rapidly, cheesing off customers. "My blood is curdled with anger. They're milking us for every penny." - Darn markets always manipulating the prices.
- Rent-A-Clap now available to government agencies needing larger audiences for public works projects - Don't worry, it's not our government this time.
- Michigan triples deposit on beer kegs. EVERYBODY PANIC - Heehee, even markets can have unintended consequences (although, granted, the government is involved in this one too)
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